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[ZT] 笑话:The installer should check for a 3d printer

热度 1已有 557 次阅读2012-9-29 12:24 |个人分类:2048个冷笑话| should, 笑话

警告:狗与不是狗者勿入。欢迎使用Google翻译

转自http://forum.freegamedev.net/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3509 的搞笑回帖

New Floor texture to Oliver Math track. [XX赛道的新的地板材质]

I made a new texture to Oliver Math track. [我做了一个XX赛道的新材质]
How about a tiled floor? [瓷砖地面怎样?]
Maybe carpet tiles? [地毯的?]
Carpet sounds like a better idea if the level is truely a classroom setting. [地毯听起来是个更好的主意,如果这个赛道的设定是教室的话]
Gee, a school with carpet? I've never seen that; neither in Germany nor in Australia. I'd say the new texture looks pretty good - once we have it in the right size. 以下偷懒用Google翻译:[啧啧,学校里用地毯我从来没有见过无论是在德国还是在澳大利亚我想说新的材质看起来很不错 - 如果我们让它的尺寸合适的话]
Every classroom in my school has a carpet... :/ [我们学校每个教室地毯。。。]
All schools around here have vinyl or other synthetic floor materials. Carpet floors are generally less hygienic. But oh well, we don't have to clean textures for skid marks; luckily they go away by themselves. ;) [在我们这里所有学校都乙烯基或其他合成的地板材料地毯地板一般都不太卫生。不过我们不用清理漂移的痕迹,它们会自己消失。^_^]
"carpet" and "speed" don't really go together. [“地毯”和“速度”好像不太沾边]
They do if you are talking about James Hunt's chest hair. [它们确实沾边,如果你说的是詹姆斯·亨特胸毛 Wiki:詹姆斯·亨特是英国赛车手,1976年F1冠军,他由于在赛场内外的不寻常的行为臭名昭著部分结果依当地法规,未予以显示,详见Wiki]
School carpet tiles, can be some of the least fluffy imaginable... [学校的地毯应该是能想象到的最不蓬松的地毯了]
亮点:
*grin* Perhaps our installer should ask: did you have carpet at school? And then pick the corresponding texture. [*笑* 也许我们的安装程序应该你们学校有没有地毯然后选择相应材质]
That would certainly be a very unique installer questions - I would love to see the face of people when this question pops up ;) [肯定会是一个非常独特安装程序问题 - 弹出这个问题我很想看到这些人的表情 ]
At least we understand now why there are so many different opinions about this floor ;) [至少我现在明白了为什么人们有这么多不同的对地板的意见]
Joerg, that's a disgraceful comment. What horribly low standards. [未翻译。。。你这个方法太低端了]
The installer should check for a 3d printer. If unavailable, it should bluescreen. If available, it should print off the 2 textures (as if bump mapped) and ask the user to select which texture most accurately represents the floor of their school. Then it should assign the texture in game. [安装程序应该检查是否有三维打印机。如果没有,那就蓝屏。如果有的话,那就打印两个材质出来,然后问用户哪个材质更像他们学校地板的材质]
Do it properly, or refuse to let the player play at all. *folds arms* [未翻译]

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